There is some ugly assumptions about numbers out there. Some folks consider many numbers to be “odd”, simply because they don’t believe that they are even.
Well they’re wrong. All numbers are even.
Sure, it’s easy to think of a number like eight as being even. If you have eight cookies, say, well, eight is certainly sufficiently even to consider it “even”. But if you have nine cookies, that’s even more than eight!
This message brought to you by the Comittee for Numeric Equality, making sure that some day, all numbers will be equal.