Well, it finally happened — the Mighty Ducks have won the Stanley Cup. And I didn’t see it (which is no surprise, as I don’t think I’ve watched significant portions of a hockey game in the past quarter century). But it means that I didn’t get to see if the TV coverage ended the way that I always imagined it would:
“Hey, Mighty Ducks! You just won the Stanley Cup! What are you going to do next?”
“We’re going… (in a downbeat voice) home.”
(Okay, it’s only funny if you were watching championship sports a number of years back. And if you know where the Ducks home ice is.)
