“I’d like a 12-inch tuna on the honey oat bread.”
“We only have enough tuna to do a six inch.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Can you give me a sandwich that’s half tuna, half something else then, and still just charge me for one 12-inch?”
“Sure.”
“Okay, make the other half roast beef.”
“Out. Turkey okay?”
“Okay.”
(pause while she looks under the counter.)
“It’ll have to be on wheat bread…”
