Last year, when Charlie Sheen went on, well, let’s say a necessary vacation, we here at the Nat’s TV towers calculated that the best way for his show to deal is to simply shoot the same episodes they had planned, only with Betty White playing the “Charlie” role.
This year, our advanced TV planning calculator comes up with a different result. This year, they should start making episodes of Two-and-a-Half Men 2040. Getting Martin Sheen to play Charlie, have Jon Cryer play Jake. The calculations still haven’t been completed on who should play Allan.