The way things are around here in the mornings

  • Me: Hey, that company that bought out that company that I used to prepare material for? They’ve cut all their employees back to being paid minimum wage plus stock.
  • Mrs. Nat’s TV: (momentarily puzzled) Stock?
  • Me: Yeah, they’re cutting back to minimum wage, plus giving them some stock.
  • Mrs. Nat’s TV: (pause) Oh, company stock.
  • Me: (trying to figure out what image got stuck in her brain) No, they’re getting paid in beef stock.
  • Mrs Nat’s TV: (silent glower)
  • Me: Hey, I know a guy who used to get paid in beef stock. Now he’s a bullionaire!
Published in: on October 16, 2008 at 7:35 am  Leave a Comment  

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